Since last Friday I have been suffering from a stomach bug.
Just so you know exactly what I've been dealing with, this bug is a lot less like this...
And a whole heck of a lot more like this...
And a little FYI...
it doesn't matter if you have toilet paper made from satin, angel's wings, babies hair, or clouds... it all feels the same after your one thousandth trip!
So what is a young man or woman to do you do if your stomach needs more settling down than Bobby Knight or your bowels may inspire the sequel to A River Runs Through It?
Your Answer...
The BRAT Diet
B ananas
R ice
A pple Sauce
T oast
And after three days of it, it's more like the BLAH Diet to me.
1 comments:
I forgot to mention that I'm allergic to bananas so I was actually on the RAT Diet.
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